Miss Laney Is Zany! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2010-06-07T16:00:00+00:00

“Simple,” Mr. Tony said. “If the government thinks our school is the biggest school in the country, they’ll think it’s too big to fail. They’ll have to bail us out.”

We all looked at Mr. Tony.

“How can they bail us out?” I asked. “We’re not boats.”

Why is everybody always talking about boats? If you ask me, Mr. Tony is full of baloney.

7

Spooch

After recess we went back to Mr. Granite’s class. He was talking about saving energy, like always. It was really boring. If you ask me, Mr. Granite should save energy by not talking so much about saving energy.

I ripped a sheet of paper out of my notebook and wrote this on it…

Ask if we can go see Miss Laney.

I folded my note up until it was tiny and passed it to Ryan. He looked at it and raised his hand.

“Mr. Granite,” Ryan asked, “can I go to the girls’ bathroom?”

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